Gone but not forgotten: the "biggest and baddest" Schlitterbahn that was supposed to come to Ft. Lauderdale.
The word "supposed" is used in that opening gambit because a judge recently ruled that the proper bidding process was not used to grant the go-ahead to move forward with the plans to develop the old stadium property in the north of town that way -- which means that us SoFlo folks will have to seek our water fun elsewhere. Luckily, there's an *ocean* nearby.
That which would have let us Schlitter to our hearts content, you will (quite literally) be missed.
JUDGE KILLS THE DEAL DEAD -- OR AT LEAST REQUIRES IT TO START AGAIN:
https://miami.curbed.com/2017/3/30/15130628/fort-lauderdale-water-park-schlitterbahn
YOU CAN STILL SCHLITTER IN TEXAS:
https://www.schlitterbahn.com/
WHY WATERPARK AT ALL?:
https://www.travelandleisure.com/attractions/amusement-parks/american-waterparks