30for30: Jukebox Memories #1

In just 58 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Drumroll please (followed by any random noises you might make in the style of the Australian Pintupi aboriginals).  We have reached the end of our second 30for30 series (rest assured that a new one in a different theme will start tomorrow), and the number 1 cafeteria jukebox memory is an Australian protest song that was played over and over and over again -- Midnight Oil's 'Beds are Burning'.  To the best of my knowledge, there were no activists in our school focused on the issue covered in the lyrics ... but there must have been a few people who got into the song for other reasons.  Note:  the wiki says a reworked version was released in 2009 to focus on climate change ... so maybe we were all so much smarter than we realized back then.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E

THE REWORKED SONG FROM 2009:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBTZOg6l6cA

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #2

In just 59 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Coming in at number 2 on this countdown ... Def Leppard's 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' (coincidentally also named the number 2 song of VH1's countdown of the 100 greatest songs of [all of] the 80's ... and also coincidentally a song that peaked at number 2 on the Billboard Top 100 charts in 1988).  As you saw just a few days ago, (see #6 in this series), our administration censored Tone Loc's 'Wild Thing' ... and I'm not saying that they were racist or anything ... I'm just saying that they let this all-white-boy-English band's ode to vaginal secretions get regular airplay -- unless they just felt sorry for the one-armed drummer. 

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7yLn5DYQM

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #3

In just 60 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Breaking into the top 3 of the list ... the song that fellow classmate Jandi G shared that she remembers hearing on near constant repeat (when you eat lunch with the same people in the same period day after day, you tend to hear the same tunes).  As it turns out, U2's 'Desire' is the THIRD track off their 'Rattle and Hum' album ... AND it made it to number THREE on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart ... so maybe it's kismet that it shows up in the THIRD position on *this* countdown!

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8rQ575DWD8

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #4

In just 61 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Upon reflection, I'm not so sure that the words anyone wanted to be hearing as they walked into the high school cafeteria was old Axl shrieking "You're gonna dieeeeee!" ... and yet I seem to recall Guns N' Roses 'Welcome to the Jungle' blasting from the corner on an *almost* daily basis.  So maybe, just maybe, somebody back in 1989 knew that twenty years later, in 2009, that song would be decreed to be "the *greatest* hard rock song of all time".  More likely, though, is that someone was sick of all the pop songs and wanted to do some head-banging as an alternative.  Unless they just wanted to bring the administration down to it's kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-knees -- that we'll n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-never kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-know.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #5

In just 62 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

As we get closer and closer to the top of the countdown (and, therefore, closer and closer to the reunion date itself), I want to continue to give special shout-outs to those classmates who have shared the songs that *they* remember hearing (over and over again).  That includes Bob S, who let me know that his strongest jukebox memory was the follow up to 'Crimson and Clover' and 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll' that was released in 1988:  Joan Jett & The Blackhearts' 'I Hate Myself for Loving You'.  

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNw7jYkbVc

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #6

In just 63 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

(Almost) in the #6 spot ... the only artist who (almost) made a second appearance on this countdown (see #28) -- except classmate Melissa H just recently reminded me that our class' little jukebox adventure was actually controversial, and that Tone Loc's 'Wild Thing' was pulled for being too sexual for high school students to hear, as if Mr. Rossi taught us *nothing* in health class.  (To be clear, we went to school before shootings were commonplace, and so our controversies were a little less life-and-death.)  In its stead, we'll put up a Whitney Houston ballad ('Where Do Broken Hearts Go') that was popular during our senior year ... and if Dr. Mawritz says something otherwise (although he won't ... 'cause the interwebs say that he passed away just four months ago), we'll remind him that Whitney was NOT the face of crack until long after we graduated and so no students were negatively influenced to take up the pipe by hearing this song whilst we ate our lunches.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #6 CENSORED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=387ZDGSKVSg

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #6:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3tfVjGCQ8
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30for30: Jukebox Memories #7

In just 64 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

First things first -- back in the 80's at a high school in central PA, we could refer to this group as "the local boys", what with them being from just down the road in Mechanicsburg.  (Those that came in classes after us could say the same thing when 'Live' got popular ... although they hailed from York in the other direction.)  Second things second -- it only makes sense to feature Poison's only number one hit in the US (really wiki?) since it peaked over the holidays of our senior year.  Third things third -- I'd like to do a long distance dedication to Rose M -- not for any of the specific lyrics in 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn' but just because her name is in the song title and because Rose was my homeroom buddy every year in high school (alphabetically by last name, I always followed her) AND she was a work buddy a little bit later for a time at McDonalds.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #7:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2r2nDhTzO4

NEWS FROM OUR CLASS ON THE FACEBOOK (IF YOU ARE A MEMBER):
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30for30: Jukebox Memories #8

In just 65 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Contrary to the way that this series has played out, it was NOT all late 80's all the time in the cafeteria.  *Most* of the time, sure ... but every now and then ... someone would play something old school ... as in something someone nearly two decades older would have played on their cafeteria jukebox had they been cool enough to put a jukebox in their cafeteria.  I'm pretty sure that someone had a first name of Matt and a last name that started with H ... and I'm pretty sure that he was exposing us all to the classic rock stylings of Led Zeppelin via 'Stairway to Heaven'.  What I'm unsure of is whether he had to pay twice as much for such a loooong song.  (Note that the link accompanying this post is the remastered version from 2007 and not the classic jukebox version we would have heard.)

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #8:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkF3oxziUI4

NEWS FROM OUR CLASS ON THE FACEBOOK (IF YOU ARE A MEMBER):
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30for30: Jukebox Memories #9

In just 66 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

As I've said before, the one who makes the lists gets to make the rules ... so if this re-release was a bigger hit in the summer of '89 than it was back when it first came out earlier in the decade, and we graduated at the beginning of that summer ... then was it really likely ever on the jukebox?  Or do I just like Real Life's 'Send me an Angel 89' because I own it on cassingle?  Doesn't matter -- I declare it to be #9 on the countdown, and I do it long-distance dedication style to all the BMXers out there who swear by the song because of its inclusion in 'Rad' (you know what I mean if you knew any of those kinds of 80's kids).

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #9:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R6WIbx8ysE

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #10

In just 67 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Courtesy of the fact checking I have to do for these posts, I now understand John Parr's classic tune from the 80's that was co-opted for the 'St. Elmo's Fire' film much better.  It turns out that the wiki says that the whole 'Man in Motion' concept was originally an anthem for a guy in a wheelchair touring the country giving inspirational speeches about surviving spinal cord injuries (i.e. ... "gonna be your man in motion ... all I need's a pair of wheels").  All of that is information I did NOT know when I purchased this song ON A freakin' 45 (kids might have to google this reference) ... and yes, I *still* have said freakin' 45.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #10:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or20Ovv0Mag

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #11

In just 68 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Placing *just* outside of the top 10 in position number 11:  part time Power Station singer who also had his own separate solo career Robert Palmer with his late 80's smash 'Simply Irresistible'.  Although the jukebox was clearly an audio experience, I think it's fair to say that hearing this song made most (but not all) of the teenage boys get "feelings like [they'd] never felt before" thinking about the *visual* of the ladies playing instruments in the band backing him up in the video ('cause let's face it ... teenage boys are easily stimulated and those ladies were something else).

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #11:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #12

In just 69 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

All together now:  "Don't call me when your toaster won't pop up ... don't call me just to cut your lawn ... don't call me when your radio cuts off in the middle of your favorite song ... don't call me when your shower just went (bubbly sound) ... uh-uh, no, baby, don't call me ... I think I told you this about a million times ... you know, it's not ... my ... cup ... of ... tea!"  If you did not join in ... or you did now know what bubbly sound to make when talking about the shower ... or you did not slow down for dramatic pause with the final words ... then should you really be reading this?  I mean, either you graduated in 1989 like we did ... or you have absolutely no idea about 'Rocket 2U', by the Polynesian-American sibling group (?!) The Jets.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #12:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTMLMICR3Y

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #13

In just 70 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Truth telling time.  There is a very *small* chance that I actually heard this song in our cafeteria on the jukebox before graduation in June of '89 -- despite it being released in 1988  But I know FOR SURE that I heard it blaring from a car or two making the rounds on "the strip" aka the 422 loop ('cause my hometown was small enough that, once you got a car or a friend with a car, you got out of the mall life in order to drive around for hours on end doing nothing much else but driving around for hours on end just to prove that you could).  Sir Mix-a-lot's most famous song where Becky and the girls discussed big old butts wouldn't come along until a few years later in the 90's ... but first was this ode to square dancing, something our group actually did have to do in gym classes of yore.  That's all the long way to say that you should enjoy 'Buttermilk Biscuits', taking an honorary position at this spot on the countdown.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #13:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jvVCJp429A

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #14

In just 71 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

On the topic of mall singers (a topic we raised for the song in yesterday's entry in the countdown), you can't mention one Debbie Gibson without *also* referencing a certain Ms. Darwish -- or as you and I would have known her, Tiffany.  Although, back then, it would have been Tiffany with her original endowment and NOT the extra sized breasts she bought later in life to boost her self-confidence (or says the interwebs [and by interwebs, I mean those pics from Playboy]).  But I digress -- I just mean to say that anyone from our generation immediately knows what's coming (i.e. possible sexual danger) when they hear the heavy staccato simulated heartbeats via synthesizer and drum opening of 'I Think We're Alone Now'.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #14:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78

NEWS FROM OUR CLASS ON THE FACEBOOK (IF YOU ARE A MEMBER):
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30for30: Jukebox Memories #15

In just 73 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Hey look -- we're halfway through this countdown -- and we're ALL the way to the first of two mall singers from our youth.  Because, let's face it -- if you grew up when we did, you escaped your parental units and you learned all kinds of socialization skills (or anti-socialization skills, depending on the group of folks with whom you hung) by walking around the mall all hours of the day and night.  I'm pretty sure that Debbie Gibson never made it to the Lebanon Valley Mall (which was the mall for our high school ... the rich suburb kids had taken over the Plaza on the south end of town), but if she had done so, then she surely would have sung the song that gave her the record for the "youngest person to write, produce and perform a [Billboard 100] number-one single entirely on her own" (or so says the Wiki):  'Foolish Beat'.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #15:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf8BoWKeHow

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #16

In just 74 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Remember the other day when I mentioned teenage angst and teenage relationship drama in a space where teenagers congregated daily for lunch?  (If not, it was #22 in the countdown, so you can search/find it on the blog by typing Brenda in the search bar ... or keywords 'piano' or 'dark'.)  Well, eventually, those crazy kids had to move *past* their break-ups ... and luckily Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam were there to take them through the pain to help them stay strong after they were 'All Cried Out' in order to turn away anyone that tried to come crawling back.  (Bonus:  me and mine got to see Lisa Lisa here in the SoFlo our first year after moving in 2014 ... although she was Cult-Jam-less at the time.)

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #16:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rErBPw7pk2o

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #17

In just 75 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

I find it pretty safe to say that very few and/or NONE of us were "woke" enough back in '89 to understand the social commentary within the next song on the countdown ... but as they used to say on Dick Clark's 'American Bandstand', it sure did have a funky beat and you could dance to it.  The "it", of course, being the classic De La Soul's 'Me, Myself & I' -- not to be confused with the modern version by Bebe Rexha, which shouldn't happen anyways what with how this series is basically all (late) 80's all the time

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #17:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmPTQipOeI

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #18

In just 76 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Did we really appreciate the pedigree of the singer behind the #18 song in the countdown?  Probably not.  I mean sure -- there might be some who knew the connection that Steve Winwood had to super-groups like Traffic and Blind Faith, but probably not the bulk of our class.  Did we know that Chaka Khan was singing along in the background?  Again -- probably not.  Did we understand that a plea for something greater to address the ills of a world gone crazy would still resonate some three decades later?  I'm thinking not.  Let's face it -- all we were doing back in the late 80's was appreciating that, when "things look so bad everywhere", we were not alone and that others were out there too ... waiting for the 'Higher Love'.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #18:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bcSoHoJh0c

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #19

In just 77 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).
And just like that we're already at #19 in this countdown -- which is the perfect spot for a little Canadian pop rock courtesy of Glass Tiger ... and yes, that is a surprise appearance by Bryan Adams there toward the end.  Besides -- I'm just happy to feature any song that has a horn section like this one.  By the way -- if you take another look at the video at the link below and if you focus on the crowd scenes, you'll have a pretty good idea as to exactly how the girls looked at any pep rally we had during our high school years.

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #19:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6_-urg5fo

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30for30: Jukebox Memories #20

In just 78 days, the LHS Class of 1989 will celebrate its 30th high school reunion (on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 7pm in the back room of the infamous Downtown Lounge) ... which is why I've been posting special TOP 30 lists.

This month ... it's all about the top 30 jukebox memories (see rules below) -- relevant because it was *our* class who got a jukebox installed in the cafeteria (along with Coke machines and one of those electronic message boards).

Warning -- the accompanying link for tonight's tune is to the original uncensored version of the video that apparently includes blackface.  So, you know, don't click through if you don't want to see that.  But do click through (or google a censored version), if you want to hear one of the great one-hit wonders of the 80's:  Taco's synthesizer heavy pop version of Irving Berlin's 'Puttin' on the Ritz'.  Note that the reference to one-hit wonders is US-biased, as Taco did have other success in Germany (even though he was an Indonesian born Dutchman).

RULES FOR THIS TOP 30 LIST:  Songs are as remembered from when they were being played loudly in the cafeteria, making us all raise our voices at mealtimes in order to hear each other.  All memories are believed to be accurate and will be fact checked on the interwebs to make sure that featured songs were actually released prior to June of 1989 (but since these memories are thirty years old, there is not a guarantee of 100% accuracy.)  Also note that an appearance on this list is not necessarily an endorsement of the song or the artist.  And if anyone out there wants to make a mixtape that we can all make copies of at the reunion, now is the time to start working on that task.

JUKEBOX MEMORY TRACK #20:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

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