Saturday, April 14, 2018

Random Soapbox for Saturday 4/14/18

I don't mean to go off on a rant here, but ...

... omg you guys ... the Swedish Chef MUPPET has HUMAN hands and I am thoroughly creeped out.

Mind you, as a child, I never noticed the man hands on the guy -- including what appears to be a wedding ring so I'm assuming that somewhere there's a Mrs. Swedish Chef (or a second Mr. Swedish Chef as I'm pretty sure Sweden is super-progressive that way).  But sure enough, on a repeat episode from the last season of 'MasterChef Junior', said Chef and Miss Piggy were both the celebrity guests and that was when I noticed the Franken-muppet effect.  A quick google search confirmed what I saw ... AND confirmed that others found the hybrid look as disturbing as I did.

To my surprise, that same google search turned up the fact that, based on the way he speaks, the Swedish Chef is actually Norwegian -- but that's another post for another day ...

SWEDISH CHEF *TRANSLATED*:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2012/08/28/what_is_the_swedish_chef_actually_saying_one_swede_translates_.html

SWEDISH CHEF *WIKIFIED*:
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Swedish_Chef

SWEDISH CHEF IN THE COMPANY OF OTHER *CREEPY* MUPPETS:
https://www.therobotsvoice.com/2013/01/the_15_most_nightmare-inducing_muppets.php