Sunday, January 22, 2017

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 1/22/17

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

This poor kid (in the middle listing).

There's a part of me that wants to ride up and down this particular block throwing bags of potato chips at any kids I see ... friendly tosses, mind you, as opposed to the way that the basketball got thrown at this poor soul ... but in a post-Sandusky world, I don't necessarily think that middle aged men giving little boys bags-o-treats at the random is the best plan of action.

So hopefully, karma will work its magic and the little bball wielding bastard will get one of those chips stuck in his throat ... or have a bigger bully attack him with a bigger toy to have his basketball weapon stolen from him.

And somewhere, there's a boy missing a bag of chips who needs to be told that it gets better ...

STOLEN POTATO CHIPS IN THE NEWS PART 1:
http://www.pressunion.org/saskatchewan-man-jailed-filling-wheelbarrow-stolen-potato-chips/

STOLEN POTATO CHIPS IN THE NEWS PART 2:
http://katu.com/news/local/police-man-stabbed-in-neck-over-stolen-potato-chip-accusation

STOLEN POTATO CHIPS IN THE NEWS PART 3:
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/feds-successfully-defend-employee-who-ate-potato-chips-without-paying-them