Sunday, April 22, 2018

Random Scandal Sheet for Sunday 4/22/18

What southern Florida is talking about this week:

The fact that there was a big bust at the Booby Trap last night.

In case you haven't guessed, the Booby Trap is a strip club down Miami way ... and the "big bust" was a raid that turned up some cocaine, a few guns and that led to nine arrests.

Me personally, I don't know how the Sunday news guy announced the headline with a straight face.  After all, one would hope that there are big busts EVERY night at the Bobby Trap.  It's kind of exactly what the clientele are looking for (unless they're headed next door to La Bare where the boys perform).  Most folks aren't looking for little busts when they stop in for a free lunch.  Just sayin'!

THE BIG BUST:
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article209453979.html

CRAZY FUN NEWS HEADLINES:
https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/25-crazy-news-headlines-that-will-make-you-laugh-yourself-silly/

MORE CRAZY FUN NEWS HEADLINES (SOME ARE ON BOTH LISTS):
http://boredomtherapy.com/funny-newspaper-headlines/