Tumble-weave.
Used in a sentence: "Now I'm not saying that I live in the ghetto per se ... but I do believe I qualify as living ghetto-adjacent as evidenced by this tumble-weave that blew past me the other day on my walk."
Of course, if I had more Monday slots open in my blog (the day for memorials), I could have posted this on that day and said something along the lines of "hair -- human, horse or otherwise -- that was once on the head of a girl in my 'hood, you will be missed".
Or maybe I could have saved it for Saturday and ranted about how "of all the things thrown out of the car window as litter in this town, 'leftover weave' is the most unexpected".
Or it could be that experiencing all of these feelings about this tumble-weave is actually just a little bit of hair envy on my part. Just sayin'.
SO THE INTERNET HAS THIS:
https://tenor.com/search/tumble-weave-gifs
AND IT ALSO HAS *THIS*:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNVcSIZyBuE
AND IT EVEN HAS *THIS*!:
http://www.blackenterprise.com/lifestyle/hood-status-10-signs-you-live-in-the-hood/